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Wednesday, 7 April 2010

Travellers guide to smoking, shagging and sniffing; Part 3

ALWAYS leave room in your back-pack to accomodate for shopping. No matter how much you tell yourself that you already have everything you need and that you will not unnecessarily spend money on things you dont require...you will.

Self deception is a common crime and one that i committ all too regularly. From not shaving your minge before a first date to stop you sleeping with him straight away, to not taking your credit card with you on nights out to prevent you spending your entire wage...more often than not you will sleep with him anyway (and have to run to the bathroom and dry shave before doing so, probably cutting your vag in the process) and borrowing money off your mates to pay for more drinks. We should just save ourselves the bloody trouble.

Ok, so i may not have needed the vintage, leopard print maxi dress i picked up in Whiaheke the other day. But its never about need is it? You didnt need that second piece of cheesecake. You didnt need to shag your best-friends boyfriend. Of course our wants are often the things that get us into the most trouble, but theres nothing wrong with leaving a little extra space in one back-pack.

I am not faced with the heart rendering task of leaving somethings behind. I'm going to have to be cut-throat.

I think my PJ's will be the first to go.
Im planning on sleeping naked A LOT when i get to Aus anyway.

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