Never under any circumstances sleep with your roommate before establishing what level of ass-hole he is on. Give it at least three days and if you get ANY indication that he will behave like a class A cunt after your sexual encounter (this can be assertained by watching his behaviour with other females he has seduced and subtle questioning of his friends) then do not, i repeat DO NOT sleep with him. This will make the rest of your time in the hostel VERY unpleasant and you may even have to do the cringe-tastic post-sex room change.
If you really MUST shit where you eat...leave it until your last night and book an EARLY bus ride outta there
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