Loose is up the duff. Shes got a bun in the oven. Shes fucking PREG.
This is concerning.
I have never known anyone in our situation (by that i mean under 25) to get pregnant. I dont even need to ask if she's going to keep it. Loose is so completly inept that at 20 years old her father still locks her in her room until she tidies it. I would usually find this TOTALLY uncalled for except things in L's room tend to get so bad living organisms begin to sprout. Objects seem to gain lives of their own, so is the depths of her opposion towards hygeine.
This method of control often backfires on her father who once went as far as to offer up the ultimatum 'tidy your room or you're out'. Much to the amusement of me and Ez she went upstairs, packed a bag (being careful not to actually tidy) and left the house. Our amusement was short lived as she moved in with us and objects in our room (by that i mean Ez' room where i usually reside) started sprouting legs too.
Anyway, It transpires that the father could be one of three contenders.
There's Tommy: the dashing rugby player who i believe missed out a few stages of evolution in the brain organ department. I truly believe that if he went for an MRI scan doctors would pronounce him brain dead. He is essentially a walking corpse.
Andy: The objects of L's desires for near on a year. Although she assures me they were once an 'official item' i am sure he never saw it as anything more than a casual shag. Possibly because all they ever did was get drunk and...shag.
Or finally, and this one really takes the cake: Jack her personality-less husk of an ex boyfriend who finally stopped ignoring her calls and literally running away whenever he saw her to grant her one night of 'pleasure'. That worked out well for her didnt it.
Its like some warped 'blind date' instead the winner not only gets a date but an illegitamate child and the presneter would definatly have to be someone like Monica Lewinsky or, depending on the budget, Angelina Jolie. Now there is a gameshow i'd like to watch.
The funny thing is that when i rang L to ask her how she was and who was looking after her she reeled off a list of her uni friends who had all been through the same thing before. This blew my mind. L didnt have one girlfriend at uni who wasnt just out of private school and wasnt a complete sissy. A lot of them didnt even use the work 'cunt'. Pussys. I wonder what 'Daddy' would say if he knew. I then scolded myself for being so grossly sterotypical. It doesnt take a certain type of person to make a mistake like getting pregnant. I'm just lucky it hasnt happened to me. It so easily could have and me and the ex had a couple of scares.
However, if you look to the media i think this is the sterotype they project. Underage Mums must be 'jobless','chavs' basically no hopers. I love 'underage and pregnant' a documenary on BBC3 which does exactly what it says on the tin. But Not once have i seen an episode where the underage mum-to-be is a middle class, daddys little princess who was simply unlucky. Its easy to forget how easy these mistakes are to make sometimes...it doesnt just have to be an irresponsible drunken fling, it could be the breaking of a condom or the failing of a pill. It could happen to any of us and i bet it has happened in your friend group more than you could ever have imagined.
Im glad Loose has friends around her who know the drill.
It really is a shitty sitch.
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