Loose morals

I recieved an email today from my friend Lucy aka Luce aka 'Loose'. It read;

'I have just woken up to find 2 used condoms on the floor and noone to claim them. FML'

This kind of gem is commonplace with Loose so please dont be concerned that i was neither shocked nor appalled and simply replied;

'This confirms what i have long suspected of you. That your birth was merely the result of an inbred sympathy fuck. You are retarded.........and slutty.
Have a good day x'

I have no doubt in my mind that Loose knows who the condoms belong to and that she is either claiming she doesnt for A. entertainment value or B. because she is ashamed. This is the kind of warped logic i have to work round with Loose on a daily basis where she believes that fucking someone and not knowing who the next day is better than fucking someone ugly. I couldnt be bothered to yet again explain that while the latter is still highly unfortunate and not acceptable of a facebook status update, it is nevertheless the lesser of two evils and that everyone experiences the effects of beer goggles at some point.

I know we all struggle at times to put names to faces but i still stand by the opinion that we should all be able to put names (or faces) to condoms. Especially when they are used and lying on our bedroom floor.